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Local Man Likes His Coffee Cold, With Milk, Just Like A Little Baby
2+ hour, 21+ min ago (264+ words) SEATTLE, WA " According to sources, local man Richard Stevenson prefers to take his coffee cold and with milk like a little baby. While grown men are widely known to drink black coffee, insiders confirmed that Stevenson likes to have copious…...
Local Man Like His Coffee Cold, With Milk, Just Like A Little Baby
2+ hour, 21+ min ago (262+ words) SEATTLE, WA " According to sources, local man Richard Stevenson prefers to take his coffee cold and with milk like a little baby. While grown men are widely known to drink black coffee, insiders confirmed that Stevenson likes to have copious…...
‘Mmm, I Love Coffee,’ Says Woman Drinking Chocolate Milk With Single Drop Of Espresso
2+ week, 1+ day ago (178+ words) MILWAUKEE, WI " Sources revealed that Stephany Sumner, 37, was entirely unable to restrain herself from talking about how much she loved coffee after taking a sip of chocolate milk with a single drop of espresso in it. According to witnesses, Sumner…...
Quiz: Tell Us How You Take Your Coffee And We’ll Tell You What Gender You Are
1+ mon, 2+ week ago (26+ words) Quiz: Tell Us How You Take Your Coffee And We'll Tell You What Gender You Are Coming soon to a Democrat-controlled city near you!...
Great Commission Fulfilled: Woman Purchases ‘All I Need Is Coffee And Jesus’ Mug
3+ mon, 2+ week ago (192+ words) BOULDER, CO " Local woman Denise Manthei fulfilled the Great Commission today by purchasing a mug proclaiming that all she needs is coffee and Jesus. Manthei even took the mug out in public for a walk through the park, going forth…...
Starbucks Appeals To Men With New Zyn Spice Frappucino
3+ mon, 4+ week ago (172+ words) SEATTLE, WA " In an effort to attract more male customers, Starbucks announced the release of its new Zyn Spice Frappuccino. A press release for the new product stated that the drink will come in a variety of flavors, including Cool…...
Tired Man Drinks Coffee So He Can Feel Both Tired And Irritable
8+ mon, 4+ week ago (252+ words) GREEN BAY, WI " In preparation for an early work day, local man David Miles drank a cup of coffee so that, in addition to feeling tired, he could also be irritable. "The caffeine really helps," Miles said as he prepared…...
Life Hack: Get Real Starbucks Taste At Home By Dumping Hot Water Over Cigarette Ashes
11+ mon, 1+ week ago (230+ words) Ever wished you could recreate that signature Starbucks coffee taste at home? You can! It's easy, inexpensive, and best of all, tastes just like Starbucks. All you need is a pot of hot water and a heaping mound of cigarette…...