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Tell Us What Kind Of Coffee Your Church Serves And We'll Tell You What Denomination You Are
2+ hour, 4+ min ago (266+ words) All churches that truly love Jesus serve coffee, but did you know that you can actually tell what denomination a church is by what coffee it serves? Here are 17 different forms of caffeinated goodness and what church you'll find them…...
Companies Posting Pride Month Logo Obviously Unaware That Donald Trump Is President
2+ mon, 2+ day ago (28+ words) U.S. — Several companies across the U.S. posting special Pride Month versions of their logos on social media were apparently unaware that Donald Trump is currently president....
Health Hack: Secret To Having Energy In 40s Revealed To Be High-Grade Cocaine
3+ mon, 2+ week ago (234+ words) Are you entering middle age and finding that you just don't have the energy you used to? Do you wish you could regain your youthful vigor, but haven't found anything that works? Well, wish no longer! There's a foolproof health…...
Local Man Likes His Coffee Cold, With Milk, Just Like A Little Baby
4+ mon, 2+ week ago (264+ words) SEATTLE, WA — According to sources, local man Richard Stevenson prefers to take his coffee cold and with milk like a little baby. While grown men are widely known to drink black coffee, insiders confirmed that Stevenson likes to have copious…...
Local Man Like His Coffee Cold, With Milk, Just Like A Little Baby
4+ mon, 2+ week ago (262+ words) SEATTLE, WA — According to sources, local man Richard Stevenson prefers to take his coffee cold and with milk like a little baby. While grown men are widely known to drink black coffee, insiders confirmed that Stevenson likes to have copious…...
‘Mmm, I Love Coffee,’ Says Woman Drinking Chocolate Milk With Single Drop Of Espresso
4+ mon, 4+ week ago (178+ words) MILWAUKEE, WI — Sources revealed that Stephany Sumner, 37, was entirely unable to restrain herself from talking about how much she loved coffee after taking a sip of chocolate milk with a single drop of espresso in it. According to witnesses, Sumner…...
Quiz: Tell Us How You Take Your Coffee And We’ll Tell You What Gender You Are
6+ mon, 4+ day ago (26+ words) Coming soon to a Democrat-controlled city near you!...
Great Commission Fulfilled: Woman Purchases ‘All I Need Is Coffee And Jesus’ Mug
8+ mon, 1+ day ago (192+ words) BOULDER, CO — Local woman Denise Manthei fulfilled the Great Commission today by purchasing a mug proclaiming that all she needs is coffee and Jesus. Manthei even took the mug out in public for a walk through the park, going forth…...
Starbucks Appeals To Men With New Zyn Spice Frappucino
8+ mon, 1+ week ago (172+ words) SEATTLE, WA — In an effort to attract more male customers, Starbucks announced the release of its new Zyn Spice Frappuccino. A press release for the new product stated that the drink will come in a variety of flavors, including Cool…...