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Saving green
18+ hour, 44+ min ago (983+ words) Felicitations. Today, we are celebrating Near Miss Day'the 37th anniversary of an asteroid a half-mile wide coming within 500,000 miles of Earth, hurtling through space at 46,000 miles per hour. It likely would have struck the planet with the force of 20 billion tons…...
Out of options
2+ day, 23+ hour ago (1254+ words) Happy World Poetry Day, the day you're most likely to hear someone say they minored in English. But you don't have to be well-versed to celebrate, anything can be a poem: "Matty Merritt, Sam Klebanov, Molly Liebergall, Dave Lozo, Abby…...
A very ‘Dora’ update
1+ week, 3+ day ago (1116+ words) Happy Friday the 13th. Or if you have paraskevidekatriaphobia, we're sorry. Today will be over soon. Paraskevidekatriaphobia is the fear of Friday the 13th. It's a tough year for those afflicted, since there are three Friday the 13ths in 2026. That's the most there…...
Shockwaves
3+ week, 49+ min ago (1057+ words) Morning sunshine. You've made it to Tuesday, so that's one thing you can cross off your to-do list already. "Sam Klebanov, Matty Merritt, Dave Lozo, Neal Freyman, Abby Rubenstein The US and Israel continued bombarding Iran yesterday in an aerial…...
No end in sight
3+ week, 1+ day ago (975+ words) Good morning. Today is National Read Across America Day, which celebrates both the joy of reading and the contributions of American rhymesmith Dr. Seuss. So, kids, enjoy a whimsical day of imagination and vocabulary development. And parents, enjoy dressing your…...
Watch Brew
2+ mon, 6+ day ago (1226+ words) While some Gen Zers are acting like their grandparents by knitting sweaters, others are obsessing over fancy mechanical watches. The centuries-old analog gadgets are thriving with a new generation of consumers despite smartphones and wearables treading on their time-telling turf....
Latest Issue
2+ mon, 2+ week ago (1087+ words) Hiya. Per a decree by Larry David, the statute of limitations to wish someone a "Happy New Year" has expired. Anyone who is caught still using that greeting will be punished by having to present at a 5pm meeting this Friday....
The Year in Pictures
2+ mon, 3+ week ago (444+ words) Say cheese! They say a picture is worth 1,000 words, but we promise that getting through today's Year in Pictures newsletter won't feel like a long read. But just in case, we'll keep this brief'please enjoy our last newsletter of 2025. Have…...
The Golden Mug Awards
2+ mon, 4+ week ago (1031+ words) Hello again. We hope you had a wonderful holiday! Today, we're kicking off a week of special newsletter issues with our annual Golden Mug Awards. Earlier this month, we asked you to vote for the winners among the year's biggest…...